December 2011
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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A movie with Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor,...
weasleykingofthebr0zone:
THREE WORDS: OVARY MINE FIELD.
I really fucking love potatoes.
imjustthatweirdd:
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
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“Under SOPA, websites can be blacklisted and removed from the Internet if they...”
– Alicia Eler, ReadWriteWeb. How SOPA Would Kill Art & Creativity Online.
In related news:
Technology Review argues that antipiracy legislation such as SOPA and PIPA will weaken Internet security.
Ars Technica writes that conservatives are beginning to line up against SOPA.
GoDaddy is still...
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
Need a laugh? Click here!
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darkmagiciangirlo3o:
Whenever I duel my sister I always want to make all those dramatic gestures they do in the show.
I wanna be like:
“I DRAW!”
While she looks at me like I’m retarded:
Yep…
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yami-nexus:
photonchange:
there’s something nice about a fictional man with purple eyes that makes me go doki doki
reveneration:
Guys I’m just going to use this from now on.
It’ll be in your nightmares.
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